Our Top 15 list of HR jokes

To prove that even Human Resource staff have a sense of humour, we've rounded up our top 15 list of the funniest (clean) HR jokes we hope you enjoy some of them, no matter how old they might be!

1. You're late again!
   Yes, it makes the day seem shorter!
2. We need someone responsible to do this job.
   Your search ends here! In my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, everyone said I was responsible!
3. I'm sure its down to the confidentiality of my job, but even I don't know what I'm doing
4. I've always preferred management over human resources, but I guess that's just a personnel preference.
5. Tell us about yourself.
   'Yourself' is a pronoun, used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
6. Can I have two weeks off for Christmas?
   It's May...
   Oh, sorry. May I have two weeks off for Christmas?
7. To err is human, to blame it on someone else is management.
8. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, 'A very good doctor'
9. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
10. I want to withdraw my resignation; the company that hired me is hiring my boss too!
11. What did you do in your previous job?
    Mistakes, mostly!
12. I got a job at Google ... but when I shouted 'Yahoo!' they fired me!
13. Happiness is nature's way of informing Human Resources that you're overpaid.
14. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
    Because they took a day off.
15. How can you expect such a high salary, when you don't actually have any experience for this position?
    Well you see, the job is that much harder when you don't know what you're doing!